Valentine’s Day Gift: Aphrodisiac Soda

Need some extra mojo this coming Valentines? Try the new Turn On soda, the beverage that’s supposed to arouse you. Made with guarana, ginseng, and caffeine, the drink is marketed as an aphrodisiac.

So forget that Spanish fly, get the Turn On! And here I thought Nelly had the market nailed with his Pimp Juice.

Might as well add the Turn On to the chest of fertility enhancers.