"The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs" Blog

If you’re an Apple fan and know a little bit about the idiosyncrasies and attitude of Steve Jobs, then check out this hilarious (and unofficial) blog called “The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs.” Just look at this excerpt about Vista and OS X:

I set up a meeting with Gates and I’m like, Dude, I’ve got OS X working on an Intel processor. Why don’t you just drop this piece of crap Vista code base and just roll over to OS X? Forget the OS business and move up the stack into ERP apps or whatever. I mean, I’ve got it right here, Unix based, solid as a friggin rock, nice user interface, all wrapped up with a bow on it, I’ve even ported it to Intel for you, I mean what more do I have to do? It’s like I’m teetering next to you at the bar in my miniskirt and high heels and opening one button after another on my blouse and telling you, Dude, I am soooooo wasted, let’s go to your place and take some Roofies — and you just don’t friggin get it!

Or this one about Apple’s recent financial success:

We are sooo friggin hot right now. We’re like the Michael Jordan of business. Nothing but net. Hey, Michael Dell, how you guys doing down there in Buttfriggerville? Huh? What’s that? I can’t hear you. Watchoo say, boy?

Funny stuff! Along the lines of Memoirs of a Monster by Darth Vader.

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