Britney Spears Starring in Alien 5: Baby One More Time

We got it all wrong. So what if pop star Britney Spears shaved her head and went to get some tats? The craziness of the Pulpconnection rumor-mill predicts that Britney is going for the role of Ellen Ripley of the Aliens movie series. You know how Ripley went bald in Alien 3? Britney’s just getting into character. See the resemblance?

The tattoos of two sets of lips she got on her wrist? A feminine homage to the Alien itself with its two sets of jaws.

The latest installment of Alien would be called Alien 5: Baby One More Time.

Update: So Britney has entered a rehab clinic. Kinda like Ripley stranded on that rehab facility on Alien 3. Oh, the parallels!

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