Say What? Miss Teen South Carolina

Little late with this one, but poor Miss Teen South Carolina who messed up royally on her pageant interview. When asked why Americans can’t find the United States on a world map, her answer went like this:

I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as, uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

Uhhh, yeah, ummm, whatever you say. But don’t worry, Caitlin Upton still has prosperous career opportunities doing local weather forecasts!

Oh hey, Anonymous Hawaii Beauty Pageant Poster, if you’re still with us, we look forward to any inside stories or experiences you’re willing to share about the “entitlements” pageant winners command.