Youth Got Pwned on Dancing with the Stars

What can you say, but the youth movement of Sabrina Bryan and Mark Ballas got pwned on Dancing with the Stars. The front running couple was shockingly eliminated on Week 6, beat out by the mediocre performances of Marrie Osmond and Jane Seymour.

What happened? I’m guessing the short attention spanned kids just forgot to vote. Maybe they were busy downloading Britney’s Blackout on Bit Torrent. Maybe the new television season had them glued to the boob tube. Maybe they were jamming to the just released Guitar Hero III. Maybe they were busy with their pumpkins. Maybe the nerdier ones were busy upgrading to Leopard or unlocking iPhones? Maybe they were enthralled with the latest reality shows like the Girls Next Door or The Kardashians or Kimora Lee’s Life in the Fab Lane? Heck, maybe the kids were simply reading and not getting dumber.

Whatever it was, they didn’t call in, email, text, or IM their votes, and the Cheetah Girl has been cheated out of a Dancing championship. Pwned!!

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