Cruising with The New Kids on the Block

Whoa, there’s a massive disturbance of female hormones in the Bahamas! But of course! The New Kids on the Block (NKOTB) cruise has set sail with 2100 women (still) swooning for Jonathan, Danny, Jordan, Donnie, and Joey.

Yes, after 20 years, women are willing to pay $1000 for a ticket on the three-day cruise to get more intimate with NKOTB. Sure, the group will perform such legendary hits as You’ve Got It (The Right Stuff) and Step by Step, and there’ll also be lots of pictures and teen fantasies fulfilled.  But a thousand bucks to see the (aged) crew performing some of their youthful hits?!?

Must be I don’t get it, but for those digging this new age of NKOTB 2.0, you can follow along via their web site and Twitter.