I am 62% Hetero?!

The humor of the Twitterverse! You can check out your hetero score here.
Me? I’m “only” 62% hetero based on the key word findings of: milk, shopping, amazon, master, and wiener. Ha, better not tweet about the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile!
And the report says:
You seem to be a bit semi-hetero. Just like a chocolate chip ice cream you don’t really know what you want to be. Basically it’s a vanilla ice cream but what’s the deal with the chocolate thingies? Luckily, most people like chocolate.
Entertaining at the very least.