You Are a Bushtit
Both me and you are bushtits… if described by bird watchers that is. Read this description of the Psaltriparus Minimus aka the Bushtit and see if we don’t have a lot in common.
The part of “maintaining contact with constant twittering and calling” simply can’t be made up! See, odds are if you’re reading this, you are a bushtit. Don’t be ashamed, be a proud bushtit!
Taken from A Field Guide to the Birds of North America by Michael Vanner.