Blame It on Hawaii Five-0?

Wednesday’s Star Advertiser headline read “Oahu loads up with guns.” It’s got to be because of Hawaii Five-0. Anyone who’s watched this series knows of the dangers of Oahu. You can’t walk on Waikiki Beach without threat of Yakuza gunfire. Go to a high school football game and you might get shot. A luau is where cops are cooked in the imu pit. The submarine Atlantis tour is where you see bodies disposed of in the ocean. And don’t board that cruise ship stopped in Hawaii since there’s a serial killer on-board.

With all this violence, it’s no wonder Oahuans are loading up.