Curved Smartphones for a Curvy Ass?

I know what you’re secretly thinking – will curved smartphones make my ass look better?

Come on, admit the shallow truth. If you’re going to slip a curved screen phone into your back jeans pocket, why shouldn’t it add some dimension to your derrière? You know some smartphone makers will surreptitiously target this market who wants to be more bootylicious. Will Apple’s rumored curved iPhone 6 give you an apple bottom?