Who’s My Daddy?

Anna Nicole Smith recently passed away leaving her recently born daughter alone in this world, but there’s a fair share of guys stepping up claiming to be the father. How strange.

In fact, there’s even a March Madness type of bracket with all the contenders. Hmmm, where was Wayne’s World about 12 months ago? On one of his trips to Vegas, Japan, the outer islands, or was he somewhere else? Suspicious…