Asia-Pacific Homeland Security Summit
Got to attend the Asia-Pacific Homeland Security Summit for work. A bunch of State, Federal, and DoD bigwigs were in attendance though I missed seeing Governor Linda Lingle.
Since this is a security summit and all, security was tight. The Sheriff’s Department and National Guardsmen were out in force, guard dogs were patrolling, metal detectors scanned all attendees, and there was even an explosives/chemical detector.
Hey, wait a minute… is that Wayne’s World running the detector? Why are there red warnings on the detector’s screen?
September 23, 2005 @ 1:14 pm
Hey who gave that guy a clearance. Quick call security.
September 23, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
No really, Wayne was part of THE security for the event. I think him and his unit were qualified for security though since I saw a “Security for Dummies” Book nearby.
September 23, 2005 @ 8:05 pm
He’s (Wayne’s World) a liar. He tell everybody he get TS/SCI Clearance, but when you ask for the papers, he no more. What’s up with that?
September 24, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
I wanted to take somebody down but Diane Ako went throught the scanner peacefully. Man I was disappointed in Diane! She was the hottest of the newscasters! But in person just wasn’t the same…Guess that’s how it always is. Tina Shelton was there. She looked good for her age. KITV wasn’t the only one that didn’t represent. No Tasha K. At least I got a free laser pointer/pen, couple of mugs, and some free food. Free is always good!
September 24, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
I wanted to take somebody down but Diane Ako went throught the scanner peacefully. Man I was disappointed in Diane! She was the hottest of the newscasters! But in person just wasn’t the same…Guess that’s how it always is. Tina Shelton was there. She looked good for her age. KITV wasn’t the only one that didn’t represent. No Tasha K. At least I got a free laser pointer/pen, couple of mugs, and some free food. Free is always good!
September 24, 2005 @ 8:59 pm
I wanted to take somebody down but Diane Ako went throught the scanner peacefully. Man I was disappointed in Diane! She was the hottest of the newscasters! But in person just wasn’t the same…Guess that’s how it always is. Tina Shelton was there. She looked good for her age. KITV wasn’t the only one that didn’t represent. No Tasha K. At least I got a free laser pointer/pen, couple of mugs, and some free food. Free is always good!
September 24, 2005 @ 11:21 pm
Don’t you guys have that fake alarm trigger to mess with people? Setting it off on people you don’t like.
Didn’t my fake cousin, Marisa, from KHON2 make an appearance?
Went to find you at lunch, but you were already chowing down on your free food.
September 25, 2005 @ 7:14 am
You should do list of “hottest” local news casters. I thought Diane Ako was hot, but Wayne’s World was disappointed, so might have to rethink…
September 25, 2005 @ 8:18 am
Hmmm, maybe… My Club 939 listmania is going to expire this Monday so why not…