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Who Could Be Sexier Than Wayne’s World?!

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Cosmopolitan has finished their 2006 Man Hunt for the sexiest, hottest single guys throughout the US. Again, I boycott the selection for Hawaii.

In 2005, Jamie Keli’i Kaku Tamashiro was named top bachelor for Hawaii. This year, Ryan Smith, a 33-year old chiropractor, was given the man candy honor. About Mr. Smith:

In his own words: “I’m an alpha male. I like being in control of a situation. But I’m also serious about taking care of people.”

Must love dogs: “I have a thing for animals, especially dogs. Any woman I date needs to be nuts about them the way I am.”

Stay-on-his-mind move: “While we’re kissing, nibble my lower lip a bit. It’s passionate.”

Fave female body part: “The small of a woman’s back. That slight curve is so feminine.”

Wayne’s World was dissed yet again! He’s cultured, spontaneous with the Slurpees, fun loving, a world traveller, educated, and enjoys good food. Who could be sexier than Wayne’s World?! Cosmo must be lame, overlooking him yet again.

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Cosmo’s Top Bachelor in Hawaii

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hihunkAccording to Cosmopolitan, Jamie Keli’i Kaku Tamashiro is the top bachelor for Hawaii. This month’s issue of Cosmo features a bachelor blowout where the Honolulu based, 26-year old fitness instructor won Hawaii’s top honor. Here are a few excerpts from Mr. Tamashiro’s bio.

Crucial chick trait: “The number-one thing that I look for in a girl is genuine sweetness, the kind that can’t be faked.

Sexiest girl getup: “A baby tee and a pair of tight boxers.”

Turn-him-off tactic: “It’s fine for a girl to talk about herself, but I dislike when she exaggerates about how good she is, how much money she makes or how many guys want to be with her.”

Kiss bliss: “I’m a huge fan of very soft and slow kisses on the lips.”

Read more about Mr. Tamashiro then see the rest of the bachelors.

I am appalled that Wayne’s World didn’t win this title! I mean an eligible engineer, making a good income, about to be promoted, provided security to Governor Lingle, maintains a righteous blog, and is a genuine nice guy. Juiced, I say!!