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Unabashedly Britney

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Out of nowhere, Britney Spears released a new single on Sunday, and her latest is unabashedly Britney. Check out the first few lines of Work B**ch.

You want a hot body? You want a Bugatti?
You want a Maserati? You better work bitch
You want a Lamborghini? Sippin martinis?
Look hot in a bikini? You better work bitch

Oh, it seems Work B**ch was leaked on the Internet over the weekend so Britney took her own advice and worked to push up the song release date. Now you can legitimately own Work B**ch.

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Geeky Guys 30-40 Year Old, Britney Wants You!

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Geeks, you get chance! Britney Spears is currently on the hunt for geeky males, aged 30-40… for an upcoming video shoot. Or if you have J. Crew style and look like Barbie’s Ken doll, you can try out for the role as Brit’s hubby.

Rounding out the casting call for the “If You Seek Amy” video is “Pageant Queens” (12-16 years old), “Stage Moms” (35-50), and “Sexy Bodied Party People” (18-35).

Own Britney Spears!

For a mere $15,000, you can bid on a portrait of Britney Spears, autographed by the pop princess. Ebay is holding an auction for this mixed media painting with proceeds going to the Promises Foundation which “provides behavioral health services to low-income women and their children.”


Talk about a win-win situation. Help a charity and own a piece of a living legend! Who knows maybe there’s a photo op available too when you go pickup the painting (no delivery).

Make your bid now! Forget that house down payment, owning a new car, or getting the new backplane for the workplace router.

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Last Call to Win Britney’s Blackout

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Yeah, I know I said the last day to get your second guess to win Britney Spears’ latest CD, Blackout, is Wednesday, November 7. But I gotta say, get your second vote in NOW!

Here’s the latest stats:

  • Total Visits 34,537
  • Average Per Day 185
  • Average Visit Length 0:59
  • Last Hour 17
  • Today 226
  • This Week 1,292

When will Pulpconnection hit 35,000 visits? Soon, very soon.

Check out the guesses so far. Make your guesses in the original Win Britney’s Blackout post. Good luck!

Updated Win Britney’s Blackout Giveaway

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Made some updates to the Win Britney’s Blackout Giveaway post. Mainly, added everyone’s guesses so far.

  • 11/6, 2121 Tabasco Man (2)
  • 11/7, 0726 CocoBean (2)
  • 11/8, 1330 Wayne’s World (2)
  • 11/8, 2359 Kanno
  • 11/9, 0911 -s
  • 11/9, 0912 CocoBean
  • 11/12, 1311 FDL
  • 11/12, 2121 Tabasco Man
  • 11/13, 0800 Ryan
  • 11/13, 2051 lfuji
  • 11/15, 0705 Myong
  • 11/18, 1901 Susie
  • 11/19, 0801 nejmay
  • 11/25, 2017 Wayne’s World (where’s the faith with this vote?)

Remember, last day to get your first guess in is today, Friday, November 2. Last day to get your second guess in is Wednesday, November 7.

And I’ll tell you right now, I think the 35,000 visit will be way before November 25!

Leave your guesses in the original post, please.

Win Britney’s Blackout!

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This is a quick contest spurred on by Coco Bean’s frivolous comment about wanting to win Britney Spears’ latest CD, Blackout. This contest is a simple one – guess when Pulpconnection will hit 35,000 visits. Post a comment with the date and time (to the minute) when you think this milestone will occur. Closest guess by a Pulpconnection fan wins Blackout.

To make things a little easier, each person can submit 2 entries of dates. Here’s the current stats provided by Sitemeter.

  • Total 33,405
  • Average Per Day 115
  • Average Visit Length 0:53
  • Last Hour 9
  • Today 62
  • This Week 804

Make sure I can contact you if you win. Closest guess over the actual 35,000 visit trumps an under guess.

Good luck!

Update: Things are moving fast so get your guesses in quick! In fact, get your first guess in by Friday, November 2, and your second guess by Wednesday, November 7. Who knows, the contest may be over by the 7th . If you don’t get your guesses in then no free Blackout for you!

Update 2: To sweeten the Giveaway, I’m throwing in a Starbucks Gift Card that comes with 2 free songs from iTunes.

Update 3: Here’s your guesses so far.

  • 11/8, 2359 Kanno
  • 11/9, 0911 -s
  • 11/9, 0912 CocoBean
  • 11/12, 1311 FDL
  • 11/12, 2121 Tabasco Man
  • 11/13, 2051 lfuji
  • 11/15, 0705 Myong
  • 11/18, 1901 Susie
  • 11/19, 0801 nejmay
  • 11/25, 2017 Wayne’s World (where’s the faith with this vote?)

Holiday Gift Guide: Britney’s Blackout

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Even though Coco Bean is holding out against buying Britney Spear’s hot club single Gimme More, she won’t be able to resist Britney’s Blackout album. Releasing on November 13, Blackout focuses on “blocking out negativity and embracing life fully,” a good theme for the upcoming hectic holidays.

Coco Bean is so going to get Blackout since you know she loves black things.

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