After reading about the inaccuracies of this year’s flu shot vaccination, it dawned upon me that I never did get my annual flu shot this past year. Believe what you want about the effectiveness of flu shots, but I’m thinking my missed shot is why I’m sick.
Here’s ground zero for the next outbreak of Avian Flu. You saw it here first.
But of course, everyone knows that pigeon spittle is perfectly non-toxic, right? So swimming in the  pool aka the drinking fountain for a flock of pigeons is perfectly sanitary, right?