Incredibad for $2
Amazon is at it again, alluring music lovers with special deals. Today only Incredibad is only $1.99!
There are a few “classics” and some other good ones. I like Santana DVX and Sax Man. For only two bucks, it’s worth the cost.
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Nominate Your Twitter MILF
No, it’s not what you think! We’re not talking traditional MILF but the remixed Twitter variation, Mothers I’d Like to Follow, aka “Twitter MILF.” In the Urban Dictionary, Twitter MILF is defined thusly:
In the Twitterverse, the Twitter MILF is the modern day woman who can do it all. She can impart her wisdom in less than 140 characters, enthrall with her beauty in a 73 pixel avatar, and raise children! Indeed, she is a Twitter Mother I’d Like to Follow…
So who would you nominate as a Twitter Mother I’d Like to Follow?
Yes, My TV Is Still Working
Reporting in. My television is still working with Hawaii’s early move to digital television (though I had no concern as an Oceanic cable subscriber).
I’m still keeping an eye on our Roomba for any funny business.
Judgement Day Begins Tomorrow!
The switch over to digital television just might be a prophetic sign of the impending Judgement Day when Cyberdyne’s Skynet activates, and Terminators start their reign.
That or you might hear music in your head and realize you’re the last unknown Cylon.
In either case, I’m keeping my eye on our new iRobot Roomba. If that thing isn’t an indicator of artificial intelligence, I don’t know what is.
Is That a Leafy Schlong?!
The alleged perpetrator? Diamond Head Sprinklers. Their crime? Masking a schlong as their company logo. Just take a close look!
I’ve done business with them before, and they do good work, but I have to wonder about their logo. You see, on my drive to work, I was following one of their company trucks. At a stop light, I got a good look at the truck’s tailgate that prominently displayed their logo.
Initially, I thought a leaf and drop of water related to keeping lawns green with their irrigation systems. Then, a phallic image started to emerge. Is that a schlong?!? A green, leafy but flaccid schlong with a testicle disguised as a leaf?
What say you? Schlong or not?
A Clearance on Bromance
After the near Bromansis, I came across this at the local library. Maybe Bromantic novels aren’t all that after all?
Crisis in Bromance Averted
Wow, that was a close one, a real close one. As 2008 came to a close so could have many of Hawaii’s television channels. You see Viacom was in a tiff with Time Warner (Oceanic here in Hawaii) and was threatening to pull its television programming at the start of 2009.
That would have mean no Bromance! MTV would have been one of the affected stations, and all the Hawaii Bromantics would have been at a loss. Just think of all the Bromantic interludes we would have missed, all the Bromantic novels that could have been penned. Makes me shudder and thankful that the situation was mended and a Bromansis (Bromantic + crisis = Bromansis) was averted.
Steve Jobs Has the Next Miracle Diet
So it turns out Apple mastermind, Steve Jobs, isn’t gravely ill after all. Instead, he’s disclosed that he has a hormone imbalance that’s caused his weight loss throughout 2008.
I’m thinking he’s just discovered the latest dietary fad and is proof positive that it works. Okay, okay, you won’t get immediate results, but losing weight overtime ain’t bad either. So now that the docs have figured out what’s wrong with Steve, Steve’s going to patent the diagnosis for a career after Apple. Can’t wait to see Steve Jobs on late night infomercials pushing his hormone imbalance diet.
Be a Weather Bunny
After some staff shuffling including the release of Ben Gutierrez at KITV, the station is now advertising for a Weekend Weather Anchor position.
Apply now. No former beauty pageant experience required.
JoJo-ism in HI
The master of honest sayings, JoJo, had this to say while eating Zippy’s fried chicken:
All I like is the skin.
Looking for Some Bromance?
Just what is “bromance?” MTV defines it as “an intense brotherly bond that makes two buddies become virtually inseparable” and is the center of attention in the new television series aptly named Bromance.
In the show, a few bros perform tests and challenges to see if they can spark bromance with host, Brody Jenner. And just to set the record straight, the bros are straight (though if bromance required some man-loving, I guess the bros would need to be down with that).
If you’re looking for some bromance in the New Year, you can see full episodes online here.