What?! Is that right? Is my pre-ordered iPhone 5 out for delivery today? Looks like I’m going to have to change some plans. This has to be a mistake… or a trick?
Roll it Rick!
Ease up people, it’s a joke. Don’t worry, we’ll all get our iPhones soon enough. 🙂
I knew it! This just confirms my suspicions about those who drive Toyota Corollas.
I always thought Corolla drivers were sneakily a freaky bunch. 😉
Comedian Chris Rock. Chef Martin Yan of Yan Can Cook fame. Mix them together and what does that sound like? Let the creative genius of Gregg Hammer work his magic.
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Seemingly, the totality of my work knowledge can be contained on a single disc, an 700-MB CDR.
I was backing up my documents on my work computer and pared down my files I wanted to keep to fit on a single CD – not sure how to view that fact. And oh yeah, the CD is only half full.
Aww, wait… I didn’t bother to verify if the disc is actually readable and usable. Perhaps that’s a better testament to my totality of work knowledge?
Here’s ground zero for the next outbreak of Avian Flu. You saw it here first.
But of course, everyone knows that pigeon spittle is perfectly non-toxic, right? So swimming in the  pool aka the drinking fountain for a flock of pigeons is perfectly sanitary, right?
When I walked into the newly renovated Disney Store, I saw this display that reminded me of Abercrombie & Fitch. Gotta put a shirt on that mannequin!
And no, I did not see any Disney cast members doing push ups or squats.
Here’s a riddle for you. What do you get when quality control fails on disposable chopsticks?
Answer – you get a stick or at least, half of a working chopsticks pair. I got this defective chopsticks today. I couldn’t pry the two halves apart. There was no break or seam with both sticks completely stuck together.
I absolutely love the tabbed browsing feature of modern day web browsers. Was it FireFox that first introduced this? Then Safari and Chrome? Somewhere along the way, even Internet Explorer got the tab treatment. As soon as I tried tabs, I was hooked. From my main window, each hyperlink that looked interesting I opened in a new tab. Simple but very effective from having to keep going back in a web browser.
Anyways back to the picture of the day. At work, I found this print out of Internet Explorer welcoming users to tabbed browsing and explaining what tabs can do. Yes, you HAVE to print this page to learn about tabbed browsing.
I don’t care what your initials are. Please, someone, anyone. Don’t allow your friend whose initials happen to be “MLF” to get a bag embroidered with her legal monogram. It makes for an uncomfortable or head-turning scenario.
Hurtling through the skies with a hammer can even get tiresome for Thor.  What does the Norse god of thunder do in times like this?  He goes for a drive in his ride of course.
And during morning showers, Thor’s blonde locks are protected and won’t get matted and nappy.
Looking for a haircut? Dudes and children have it easy at this place. But for the ladies, it’s one and only one woman welcomed at a time.
What is the secret to your pet’s good health and well being? From the looks of things at the VCA Kaneohe Animal Hospital, it has to be Coke products, lots and lots of Coca-Cola for your pets. 😉
