Irish Hottie?
Why does a very underaged family member have this “Irish Hottie” crown? I don’t get it.
humor
Eggplants, Beware!!
For all you rogue eggplants looking for trouble, it’s best you mind your own business and don’t be coming up around here. Take this as a warning.
Gotta Love My Coworkers
What a day at work today. The highlight had to have been a trail of email that went nowhere. You know that cliche on how Americans talk to non-English speaking foreigners? Speak loudly and slowly, and the English language miraculously becomes universally understood.
Yeah, the email trail was virtually like that. I got a denied request since a few things needed corrections per a linked instruction manual. My boss asked for assistance (to clarify what exactly was incorrect with my request). But the email response said that there was something wrong with my request and use the instruction manual to figure out what. Umm, yeah, that regurgitation of the original email was really helpful.
Gotta love my coworkers! 😐
Here Comes Tufi Claus
You definitely know it’s Christmas time in Hawaii when Tufi Claus makes an appearance. If you’re unfamiliar with Tufi Claus, he is one of the many politically incorrect, stereotypical impersonations done by the comedian DJ Gregg Hammer (come to think about it, which of Gregg’s impersonations are not politically incorrect?)
So here’s the setup. Rory and Gregg of the Wake Up Crew were talking about old school, smashmouth UH football. A caller jokes about former players like Tufi Punch-you-in-da-jaw. After short banter, Rory emphasizes “Tufi” and Gregg smoothly transitions to his infamous Tufi Claus character. It goes something like this:
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Sometimes a Cup of Coffee Can Go to Waste
While a cup of coffee should be a cared for commodity, I now understand that sometimes a cup of coffee can go to waste.
Seniors Figuring Out Their Webcam
I don’t know if this is really legit, but there is humorous realism in this video of seniors figuring out their new webcam.
“Maybe it’s just recorded us?”
One Day, You’ll Need This
Don’t laugh. Â One day, you too will realize you need this product. And when you do, just know that Target sells Urine Gone.
Missing Numbers
Depending on what your address is, this scene at the hardware store would definitely suck.
Average Size of a Bathroom Sink?
Do you know what the average size of a bathroom sink is? Me neither, but whatever you do, don’t start a Google search with the terms “average size”. Thanks to the search engine’s Autocomplete feature, you’ll see interesting popular queries for “average size” that goes something like this:
Timberlake or Bieber?
Who is the definitive Justin? Is it elder Timberlake or youngster Bieber. JB may be gangsta, but Timberlake is “been there, done that.” And he knows how to generate laughs. Check out Justin T. on SNL along with Gaga.
Bring it on down to Liquorville!
The Sax Man Is the Next Sexy Meme
Everyone, you must watch the Sexy Sax Man play his rendition of Careless Whisper. It’ll move you and could be the next Internet meme.