WiFi Networks Nearby
Just a list of available WiFi networks that popped up on my iPhone. Sorry, don’t mean to connect to “My $h*t.”
humor
What Does a Singing Kumu Hula Sound Like?
Gregg Hammer demonstrates along with commentary from the Rory and Kreyz.
That’s why you gotta love the Wake Up Crew!
Pornucopia – Did I Hear that Right?
Whoa, what was that? Pornucopia? Did I hear that right in the work place? Must be since two other coworkers asked the same thing – did he say pornucopia? Well, it is defined in Urban Dictionary:
An abundant supply of pornography.
Though I think cornucopia was the intended word. Oh those Freudian slips.
Welcome to Town Terminix
Welcome to the next community of Hawaii, Town Terminix. Apply now for availabilities in this this private group of homes.
Blame It on Hawaii Five-0?
Wednesday’s Star Advertiser headline read “Oahu loads up with guns.” It’s got to be because of Hawaii Five-0. Anyone who’s watched this series knows of the dangers of Oahu. You can’t walk on Waikiki Beach without threat of Yakuza gunfire. Go to a high school football game and you might get shot. A luau is where cops are cooked in the imu pit. The submarine Atlantis tour is where you see bodies disposed of in the ocean. And don’t board that cruise ship stopped in Hawaii since there’s a serial killer on-board.
With all this violence, it’s no wonder Oahuans are loading up.
What Kind of Kid’s Gift Is This?
Just what kind of kid’s gift is this anyways? I admit I don’t exactly know but despite the Hello Kitty facade, doesn’t it kinda look like a cigarette holder? What’s that inside metal clip for? And the online product description doesn’t help explain what it is.
Jake Shimabukuro Knows NBA Trade Rumors?
Jake Shimabukuro surely knows how to play the ukulele, but can he also divine NBA trade talks with it? I don’t know, but Jake’s likeness was plastered all over this InsideHoops page covering NBA trade rumors.
I guess props goes to Farmers Hawaii’s advertising team in charge of getting their new spokesman out there! Clap, clap!
Timely Topic of Public Toilets
What good timing! We were just lamenting the nasty filthiness that is the restrooms at big box book stores like Borders and Barnes and Noble, and the Oatmeal has this cartoon about public toilets.
Click on the cartoon to see the entire thing.
Young Politicians at Baby Gap
With all the November elections and recent coverage of President Obama’s arrival in Hawaii, I couldn’t help but think of politicians when I saw this sizing chart at Baby Gap.
From top to bottom, I see a newborn Neil Abercrombie, an infant Mazie Hirono, and a toddler Barack Obama. Do you?
What I Learned This Week
“I Just Had Sex”
Lonely Island is back with “I Just Had Sex.” With Lonely Island, you really don’t need your imagination to decipher their song titles.
Butt Call
Have you been “butt called?” Here’s the definition in Urban Dictionary.
A butt call is when some clueless moron keeps their cell phone in their back pocket without locking the key pad. They sit on the phone, thereby using their buttocks to dial YOUR cell number.
Kit Kat. Yum!
Japan has the best variations of Kit Kat. Well, I kinda knew that already but this collection of Kit Kat pics sealed the deal.
