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Cougars Can Party!
You heard about “more mature” women aka cougars courting younger guys? Who knew cougars could party so much that they’d be banned? The fun ship line of Carnival Cruises has had enough of cougar-themed cruises and is disallowing anymore cougar outings.
Sorry, but there won’t be any more group cocktail party before dinner each night, help hooking up for shore excursions, and the requisite hot tub party on Carnival cruises.
What’s a cougar to do? Their natural instinct of survival is telling them to migrate to Royal Caribbean International cruises, that’s what.
Mariah Carey is 40 and Brilliant as Ever
I didn’t realize that siren and songstress Mariah Carey is 40 years old. Regardless of age, she’s as brilliant as ever! Just watch her acceptance speech. 😉
Oh wait, is Mariah still in her 30’s?
Victoria’s Secret Makes Ill-Fitted Gifts
Judging from the line to enter and return/exchange Christmas gifts from Victoria’s Secret at Ala Moana, I’d say they make ill-fitted gifts.
Frosty the Coconutman
Frosty the Snowman made out of coconut shavings and gingerbread house frosting.
Does This Mean I’m Naughty or Nice?
Just got a check from Linkshare, the affiliate account for iTunes. Nice!
But does the amount for $1.24 mean I’ve been naughty?
All kidding aside, thanks to all who have supported this site with purchases through one of my affiliates like Amazon, Google, and iTunes.
Christmas Funnies
It’s time to relive those funny Christmas moments from yesteryear. These home videos always make me laugh.
And the ever classic, Christmas Gift Prank.
Enjoy!
Second Funniest Thing I Heard from a Non-Geek
The second funniest thing I heard a non-geek say:
Non-geek: Can you lookup information on my friend on Facebook?
Me: But I’m not her friend on Facebook.
Non-geek: You mean you can’t see information about everyone on Facebook?
Probably funnier if you were there.
Funniest Thing I Heard from a Non-Geek
Probably the funniest thing I heard a non-geek type say:
Amazon? What’s that?
Yes, this person didn’t know about this popular online store. No joke.
Juxtaposing Victoria’s Secret and Ho’s
Juxtaposing Victoria’s Secret and ho’s gives you this!
What were you expecting? Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!
When You Need Big Pieces o’ Pus
When aural pleasures won’t do, and you need big pieces o’ octopus, head to Shirokiya. They got you covered with big pieces of octopus.
Why and what for, I don’t know.
Oobis Are Disturbing?
Is it only me that finds the Oobi kids show disturbing? Here’s a clip if you’ve never seen the show (now on Nick Jr.).
See? Disturbing.